Dev-Dogs (TM): The Simplest Recipe Since Freedom

Ever wonder why nice cars are always being driven around by old prostate-flaring men? It’s because everyday, they eat a Dev-Dog (TM). It’s the key to staying successful, especially on an empty stomach. [Audience Laugh Applause]

Hey, I think we all can agree, Dev-Dogs(TM) are efficient, essential - and let’s not forget ! - EDIBLE! [HAHACLAP] on the move meals for individuals who don’t like big messes, directions, or infuriating cooking times, but love a gourmet DIY dish.

DEV-DOG prep. instr.

1 Hot dog of your choice

1 Hot dog bun of your choice

Honey Dijon deli mustard (the brown speckle kind)

Inglehoffer’s Sweet Hot Mustard with honey

Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce

Microwave

Paper Towel/Plate/Surface

Either figure it out yourself, or follow the EFFICIENT INSTRUCTIONS for convenient food execution.

***Efficient Instructions: Microwave dog for 40 seconds, and in the meantime spread a bun, zigzag Sweet Baby Ray’s, zigzag deli mustard, and dash the Inglehoffer’s ONCE about an inch in length, in the crease of the bun, the hot dog will be done by now, put it in the sauced up bun and remember, it’s the simplest recipe since freedom.